My Chuck E. Cheese Theory

We went to CEC last night and, well, it was pretty bad. The place was filled with weirdos and most of the games were broken. I came to the conclusion that the dregs all take their kids to CEC during the week when the normal people have their kids at home doing homework & getting ready for bed. On the weekends the normal people take their kids to CEC because they don't have school the next day and the dregs are all at the bars so their kids are at home. Maybe Sundays are the best day to go - normal parents know there's school the next day & the dregs are too hung over to go.